"Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace." - Anthony Burgess

"It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help." - Mark Twain

"A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life." - Curt Siodmak

"If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone." - Ernie Pyle

"There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them." - Sylvia Plath

"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely." - P.J. O'Rourke

"Krishna insisted on outer cleanliness and inner cleansing. Clean clothes and clean minds are an ideal combination." - Sri Sathya Sai Baba

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." - Zig Ziglar

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you." - Delmore Schwartz

"Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath." - Lyndon B. Johnson

"Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar." - Pablo Picaso